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#2424

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.

#2423

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

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//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.

2 of the 4 captains were girls out of 3 in the entire class at the beginning of class, Rose criticized one of the students about the smelly sandwich he was eating

rose, geometry

#2388

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Oct. 20, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Rose: (after having chased down a student to get their test) That's the first time I've actually had to, you know, physically assault a student...

Time had been up but the student was reluctant to let go of the test

assault, test, rose

#2387

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Oct. 20, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So if there are five elements in the domain, and three in the codomain, let's assume that one set is guys and the other is girls, and they're all stuck on a deserted island. How many relationships... I mean, heterosexual relati... like, normal heterosexu... You know what, never mind.

Mr. Rose describing why there are no one-to-one relations between two sets if one has five elements and the other has three....

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#2341

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Oct. 11, 2010, 6:02 a.m.

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Rose: Yeah, I read about how those Mexicans crashed those planes during 9/11.

Talking about how valid arguments can still have false conclusions if the premises are false.

logic, rose, geometry

#2340

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Oct. 11, 2010, 6 a.m.

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Rose (to student): If you have something to say, raise your hand and the teacher MAY call on you. //Later Rose (to same student): CAN YOU PLEASE JUST PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!?!?!?!

he let the hand stay in the air for a while before he said that

rose, geometry

#2339

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Oct. 11, 2010, 5:58 a.m.

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Student: I'm out of space. Rose: You should have used landscape. Other student: Yeah, it's so much better. Student: HEY, stop sucking up to the man!

#2337

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Oct. 11, 2010, 5:55 a.m.

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Rose: Can I have some Smarties? Student: No. //Later Student (to Rose): Want the rest of my Smarties? Rose (excited): Sure. *goes over to student and sees package is empty* You jerk! //Later Rose: I'm still really mad about that Smarties trick. I'm gonna get you back later.

#2333

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Oct. 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Absorbed in a complicated math problem, Rose vigorously erases the board and accidentally knocks the clock off its hook. It dramatically crashes on the floor and splits into pieces. He stands there for a minute, observing the damage. Rose *mutters to himself*: F***. Stein: You broke my clock. That's the second clock you've broken. Rose: *pause* Actually, a student broke the first clock. // students gather around Rose: You know, I'm 32 years old and I'm finally accepting that I'm a klutz.

#2327

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Oct. 8, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.

This was in reference to the recently declared holiday where we could not use the word "or" for 24 hours. Instead of "Go straight or turn right at the next intersection" we should say "At the next intersection, it is not the case that you should not turn right and not go straight."

rose, geometry