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#2544
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⚐ ReportRose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"
#2543
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⚐ ReportRose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.
#2542
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⚐ ReportRose: Ok, everybody get what we're doing? Class: No... Rose: Yeah, we're just doing math.
#2541
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⚐ ReportRose: (muttering some mathematical gibberish) Janvi: SECKS!!! //class laughs, Rose continues talking, 2 min later looks at Janvi Rose: Wait. What'd you say?
#2540
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⚐ Report//Rose gets haircut Jack: But Mr. Rose! Now Mitchell has nothing to make fun of. Rose: Mitchell crossed the line from making fun of me to trying to be cool like me about 3 weeks ago.
#2506
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⚐ Report//Rose makes a math mistake Rose: Blame my mistake on the lack of goldfish and Asian food brought to me by my students.
#2465
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⚐ Report//Mitchell has dressed up as Rose. Evan: Just for the record, I totally did the whole dressing-up-as-Rose thing last year. Rose: What? I didn't hear about this. Evan (muttered): Well, it was for Halloween. //This is true.
#2464
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⚐ Report//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN
#2424
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⚐ Report//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.
#2423
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⚐ Report//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.