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#2843

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Jan. 25, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: (Tells student to go to Wikipedia on his computer and turn on the Promethean bored) Student: (Without Rose seeing searches "mr rose") (the first hit on the list says "The Odd Man")

there were a surprising number of hits when we searched "mr rose" mr rose wanted to go to wikipedia to prove to the geometry kids that the name of the theorem literal meant "bridge of asses"

wikipedia, rose

#2824

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Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2823

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Jan. 19, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Male students: Do you know where Stein is? Rose: In his room. Students: He's not there, do you really know where he is? Rose: (shrugs) ... He's in the girl's bathroom. Go find him. Just open the door, even if he sounds like a girl, he's just playing with you.

#2822

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Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

sad~ our geo class is the best, but rose just does't grade our tests...

test, rose, geometry

#2816

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#2785

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Jan. 14, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//asserting the obvious about Mag Geo 10-11 PBE: We are just the craziest class.

#2710

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Dec. 21, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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Rose: You just do a little middle school flippy flippy, and it's all good.

Middle school flippy flippy is a highly technical term.

rose

#2696

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Dec. 17, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about hyperbola Rose: So if you're in a hyperbolic room .... JACK PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!

jack was putting his pants on after gym he was wearing shorts

jack, rose

#2694

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Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.

#2692

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Dec. 16, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Rose: This one, you just have to use your brain. Janvi: I don't like using my brain. Rose (under his breath): I noticed.