#3876

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

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//Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did. Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept. Stein: What, naps? Billings: No. Time.

#3862

55

Dec. 21, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.

#3855

3840

Dec. 17, 2011, 4:41 p.m.

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//During a Functions test, the fire alarm goes off. Rose: Oh my god, this is like the worst timed fire alarm ever! Student: Let's just sit here and finish the test. Other Student: What if it's actually a real fire? Rose: It's never a real fire. Don't worry.

#3847

55

Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Rose: Now we are going to perform this piece of algebra with no vegetable analogue.

#3846

1212

Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Sebastian: That's what I was going to say, you just didn't call on me because you don't like me! Rose: True and... true.

#3834

26

Dec. 5, 2011, 7:26 p.m.

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Rose: Good, I love when I have nothing to do.

#3833

121

Dec. 5, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.

#3832

1111

Dec. 5, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Rose: This is why I put you in the front row: so that when you say things that make no sense, we can communicate through hand signals and raised eyebrows.

#3824

15

Dec. 1, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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//Rose is going around to make sure that no one got the problem correct, so he wins a bet Rose: Wrong. Wrong. That's not right. You tried. Alec, you still have your packet!! //Class erupts into applause

#3817

26

Nov. 30, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//Permutations and combinations problems Rose: So suppose Sally has 3 shirts, 4 skirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. So, let's assume everything is black, so it just like, automatically matches. How many outfits can Sally make? //another day Rose: So suppose you have 11 dancers... //later Rose: So with the 11 dancers... wait, no, let's do something a little bit more manly. So in basketball...