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⚐ Report//Lecture about limits Rose: So class, where have we seen limits before? Barbara: Mean Girls.
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⚐ ReportRose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...
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⚐ ReportRose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...
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⚐ ReportRose: Man, next year I'm not going to lend anymore of my stuff to people. You want a pencil? Go die! Scissors? Screw you! Students: .... //Rose smirks
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⚐ ReportRose: What is the length of the coast of Maryland? Jay: It is constantly changing, so any answer is meaningless.
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⚐ Report//Helping Rose grade papers Hannah T.: Y'know, this really makes me want to become a teacher. Rose: (laughs) Wait...I hope you're kidding.
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: (Observing the lack of enthusiasm from the class) The usual freaks aren't here! So you remaining freaks need to step it up.
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⚐ Report//Rose asks Henok a question Henok: Wait...so like, 1/2. Wait, 1/4. Um...1/2! Neil Dalal: You sound like Hannah He.
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⚐ Report//3rd period Rose, a certain portion of the room has issues with talking Rose: So Patrick, you can go stand out in the hall for three minutes, and when you come back in, take someone else out. Like Ashu. And then Ashu, take Neil out. And then we'll just keep rotating people out for the rest of class. Maybe then, that side of the class can be quiet... Hannah He: Wait. Who, us? Neil Dalal: We're so quiet!
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⚐ Report//During InfoFlow in Functions InfoFlow: Remember, this week is teacher appreciation week...remember to thank your teacher. Students: Thank you Mr. Rose!! Rose: Words have no meaning. I want dumplings!!!