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⚐ ReportGlenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.
#12351
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⚐ ReportWoodward: Dr. Delaney is a man with a beard, and teaches like 8 different subjects Woodward: Ms. Glenn does not have a beard
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Yesterday was a fun day right? Glenn: I thought last week was fun but I guess the fun never stops.
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⚐ Report//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"
#12245
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⚐ Report// Talking about seaweed Glenn: It's a conspiracy by Big Science to make it not a plant.
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⚐ Report// Talking about water Glenn: I like it cold. Glenn: I like the pain of it going down my throat.
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⚐ Report// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.