#4154

1921

May 26, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

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//In SRP, period 3 Someone on other side of room: What's an oxymoron? Phillip: Jumbo shrimp! Viju: Honest Viju! //Duval laughs //later Viju: Just trust me on this. I never lie (in response to something). Duval: You JUST said honest Viju was an oxymoron! Viju: I lied.

#4153

2527

May 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....

#4152

77

May 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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Student: How many points is this quiz worth? Mr. Giles: It all depends on how Raanan does on it.

#4151

1010

May 22, 2012, 6:35 p.m.

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//Hyperbolic Trig-(ch) Stein: So you need to call me Mr. Stein-ch.  Sachin is Sachin-ch. Avikar: What if your name is Daboom? Stein: Then you'd be Daboom-ch.

#4150

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May 22, 2012, 2:41 p.m.

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//There is a Doctor Coleman political campaign for PuzzlePalooza Paul B. Ellis: Look, its Hermain Cain...no wait, it's Dr. Coleman!

#4149

1616

May 21, 2012, 10:49 p.m.

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Clay : Shakespeare always ends his sonnets with GG.

#4148

2325

May 21, 2012, 7:57 p.m.

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//In POE just after class started Raanan: Jacob, did you get a haircut? Jacob: NO. I dyed part of my hair invisible.

#4147

812

May 19, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

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M-E: Sometimes I like to pet my eyebrows....

#4146

15

May 18, 2012, 11:04 p.m.

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Intercom: Is Becca Shofar in class? //Class sort of laughs and looks at Becca while she packs up Grossman: Wow, they actually got the right class this time. Intercom: ... So is she there? Grossman: Yes! Yes she is! Intercom: Can you send her down to the office? Grossman: Sure.  (after she hangs up) It'd be better if she was just like "OK thanks, just checking."

#4145

1618

May 18, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

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//Some guy comes into Cell Phys delivering candygram-esque "kisses" Student: Is Pulkit here? I have a kiss to deliver. Bosse: No, sorry, he's waiting outside. //Student leaves Bosse: Aww, I wish I could have seen him get the kiss. Student 2: You realize that it's not a real kiss, right? Bosse: Oh really? You don't kiss them on the cheek or something? Well that's dissapointing. Raphael: Ms. Bosse...did you really want to see two guys kissing? Bosse: Well, it would have been interesting...