#4813

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March 26, 2014, 5:45 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem Student: I didn't know we had a test today! Pham: What I say over and over? We hab test at end of every wihck [week]! //Later in the period; about half an hour left Student: Are we still having the test? Pham: No. We need to do lab.

#4812

57

March 26, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem //Mateo looks a bit like Jay Leno Pham (to class): You supposed to have done 8 lab by now! How many you do? One! Mateo: Yeah! High five? (air high five to Pham) Pham: No Jay, that bad. Maybe I'm gonna drop you grade to B! Mateo: That's not nice, Mr. Pham. Pham: Who say I'm nice?

#4811

1212

March 25, 2014, 9:48 p.m.

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Rose's GChat status: current grades in Discrete are hilarious (and hilariously bad) // shockingly high percentage of my Functions class gonna get an A this quarter... // bag of papers to grade is gloriously empty for one brief afternoon // ah, screw it, will write the Discrete test in the morning...

#4810

17

March 25, 2014, 6:26 p.m.

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(in reference to Mogge and the world test tomorrow) Teddy: That punk

#4809

19

March 24, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

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The magnet taught us that there is nothing a teacher can do about an incompetent student. Ravioli taught us that there is nothing a student can do about an incompetent teacher. ~Anonymous

#4808

46

March 24, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

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Will: Did you get a taste of your own medicine? It tastes like poop.

#4807

77

March 23, 2014, 8:31 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Logarithmic differentiation is basically like insects barfing.

#4801

1414

March 20, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

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//Pham explains why lab notebooks are important Pham: So you guy know that guy move to New York? Michelle: Gautham? Pham: Yeah, him! So his school, they send mail asking how many hours lab experience he have. You know what I do? Get lab notebook, look through, send reply saying 1600 hours. //Class erupts Pham: Guy, guy, guy, guy. You think they believe me? I mail them notebooks too.

#4800

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March 18, 2014, 10:41 p.m.

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//Raviolious is explaining the art project Ravioli: There hasn't been an art question on the AP yet, but one of these years...

#4799

3032

March 17, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

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//Hammond keeps commenting on how Schafer is teaching. Schafer: You're ruining this class! //Schafer returns to covering the photoelectric effect. Nino: Can I go to the bathroom? Schafer: _Can_ you go to the bathroom? I certainly hope so. Paul: May we get to that homework question? Schafer: Can I get through these notes first? Paul: I don't know; can you? //Class "ooh"s. Schafer: Well, actually, that's a fair question. Hammond: You know, I think you're doing a fine job of ruining this class yourself. You don't need me. Schafer: I have two words for you. Let's see if you can guess them. Hammond: "Thank you." Schafer: The two words are "salmon pickles," just so you know. Hammond: "Salmon pickles?" Schafer: Well, duh. What did you think they were? Hammond: I thought they were, "thank you." Schafer: Oh. I thought you were thanking me. Well, in any case, you're right about the second word. And the last letter of the first word. //Class "ooh"s.