#10889

1820

Sept. 28, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.

#10877

1717

Sept. 23, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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Kaluta: I will strike you! Kaluta: It will hurt! Kaluta: It won’t do any permanent damage.

#10828

2626

Sept. 16, 2022, 3:13 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: What's the opposite of fan fiction? Solomon: Slander

#10827

1012

Sept. 16, 2022, 3:13 p.m.

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//p9 fot Solomon: German is my favorite superhero, he has all the powers of germs Nicole: That's just a pandemic

#10820

1515

Sept. 15, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.

#10819

610

Sept. 15, 2022, 2:42 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: Kaluta is an agent of the state

#10814

1010

Sept. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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Colby: I want to be executed.

#10813

3539

Sept. 14, 2022, 12:44 p.m.

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//p9fot Armand: Communicate before you glue!! Nicole: That sounds like a euphemism Solomon: Consent is like glue! Katie: I hate when people turn random stuff into euphemisms Solomon: I euphemismed so hard...

#10789

99

Sept. 9, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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// building bridges in tech Solomon: I’m gonna delete these pieces because I don’t think they do shit. // they did, in fact, do shit // https://youtube.com/shorts/JtnlbkM8EPE

#10782

1616

Sept. 8, 2022, 3:52 p.m.

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Karen: Is anyone here allergic to nuts? Solomon: What kind of nuts? Karen: Are you allergic to peanuts? Solomon: Oh, I’m not allergic to any kind of nuts, I was just curious what you had.