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#901

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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*ms.piper is in the middle of teaching her class and mr. rose walks in* Rose: Hey, will you scissors paper rock me to see which test Daniel C. will take during lunch? Piper: What? You mean rock paper scissors? Rose: Yeah. He's supposed to take my test, but he says he has to take yours today. Piper: Oh that's fine, you can have him. Rose: Oh yeah, do you want lunch? We're getting Vietnamese. Piper: I'll have the non-fried eggrolls. Rose: Cool.

#888

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:24 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: *writes some calculus or whatnot on board* Functions class: :D?! Mr.Rose: *erases everything quickly* No, this is just a distraction. You're getting too excited.

#884

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:10 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: We just lost 4 minutes of our lives that we will never get back ever again.

(talking about an unhelpful method he was trying to use)

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#833

77

Nov. 10, 2009, 5:53 p.m.

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Rose (reviewing a quiz): You made it...upside down...it's okay, I still love you. Student: Really? Do I get a hug? Rose: No.

#829

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Nov. 9, 2009, 1:21 p.m.

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//Rose tries to use the 318 door Piper: You know that you can't use that door, right? It had all the paper and boxes and stuff. Rose: Yeah, but I figured I'm an adult, so I can just break it down!

#805

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.

#781

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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//Rose talking to Yessi Rose: Show me your subtle curvature.

#754

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Oct. 26, 2009, 3:52 p.m.

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Rose: What middle school did you go to? Student: Wood. Rose: Wood? Where's that? Student: Rockville. Rose: Hm.. What does that feed into? Student: Rockville.

Rose on the first day of school.

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#751

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Oct. 25, 2009, 6:22 p.m.

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//in his status message Mr. Rose: Going through sporcle withdrawal...

#740

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Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.