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#901
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⚐ Report*ms.piper is in the middle of teaching her class and mr. rose walks in* Rose: Hey, will you scissors paper rock me to see which test Daniel C. will take during lunch? Piper: What? You mean rock paper scissors? Rose: Yeah. He's supposed to take my test, but he says he has to take yours today. Piper: Oh that's fine, you can have him. Rose: Oh yeah, do you want lunch? We're getting Vietnamese. Piper: I'll have the non-fried eggrolls. Rose: Cool.
#888
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⚐ ReportMr.Rose: *writes some calculus or whatnot on board* Functions class: :D?! Mr.Rose: *erases everything quickly* No, this is just a distraction. You're getting too excited.
#884
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⚐ ReportMr.Rose: We just lost 4 minutes of our lives that we will never get back ever again.
#833
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⚐ ReportRose (reviewing a quiz): You made it...upside down...it's okay, I still love you. Student: Really? Do I get a hug? Rose: No.
#829
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⚐ Report//Rose tries to use the 318 door Piper: You know that you can't use that door, right? It had all the paper and boxes and stuff. Rose: Yeah, but I figured I'm an adult, so I can just break it down!
#805
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.
#754
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⚐ ReportRose: What middle school did you go to? Student: Wood. Rose: Wood? Where's that? Student: Rockville. Rose: Hm.. What does that feed into? Student: Rockville.
#740
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⚐ ReportRose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.