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#1049
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.
#980
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⚐ ReportRose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.
#934
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⚐ ReportRose: “There’s not much homework. It’s only gonna take you like 20 min.” Student: “To write it down?”
#928
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⚐ ReportRose: “I don’t know how banks work in the real world. That’s why I work at a high school. I’m scared of the real world.”
#923
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⚐ ReportRose: “It kinda doesn’t matter for the test, but because the tests are being photocopied I’m just stalling.” //during last minute test review
#921
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⚐ ReportRose: “I don’t exactly know what I’m talking about here, but somehow logarithms come into play.”
#912
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⚐ ReportRose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.
#903
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⚐ Report*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*