#2319

24

Oct. 8, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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//Two students are arguing over a problem, and Mr. Rose says one is right Student: See, I was RIGHT, do not take away my glory! //Rose writes "GLORY" next to the problem

#2283

55

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:48 a.m.

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Rose: Have you heard the new research that says your brain is full of caterpillars, and your brain is NOT full of caterpillars?

#2282

55

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:47 a.m.

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Rose: Did you know that chewing bubble gum causes cancer, OR chewing bubble gum does not cause cancer?

#2281

1010

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:46 a.m.

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Rose: Let's pretend some random raging lunatic comes up to you on the street.

#2280

11

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:45 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: In this case, it depends in the way that it doesn't depend.

#2253

39

Oct. 3, 2010, 7:57 a.m.

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Rose: No, Mitchell, no more talking for you. Mitchell: I have a legit question. Rose: I don't care. *continues teaching/lecturing*

#2250

1012

Oct. 3, 2010, 12:32 a.m.

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Rose: What's the arc sine of negative one half? Student: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Oooo... who said that? What's the correct answer to the arc sine of negative one half? More Students: Eleven pi over six. Rose: Ugh! If you say eleven pi over six, I want to, like, kill myself. So wrong, unbelievable, it's totally unacceptable, and really really really really really bad, and wrong, totally wrong!!!

#2232

8999

Sept. 29, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.

#2229

1820

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:20 p.m.

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//starting a rant Rose: Do you see those monkeys over there hanging above my desk? Those are to remind us that we evolved from them, and are in some ways just as stupid as them.  We did NOT evolve to do math.  We evolved so that we can get food and chase girls around.

#2228

1010

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: That is the silver lining on the cake. Student: Umm... silver on cake? Rose: YES, I meant to say that.