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⚐ Report// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?
#10118
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⚐ ReportChris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.
#10095
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⚐ ReportAndy: Jerry, did you actually get kicked out for trying to link 3 batteries together? Jerry: No, I actually did link 3 batteries together.
#10082
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⚐ Report//yesterday //Kaluta has car battery, claims that 12V DC, being less than 40V, is safe, asks if anyone wants to try it Kaluta: You can hold your fingers down, even though you're getting shocked, and try to look like you're not, and we'll have to decide if you're getting shocked. Kaluta: Or you can act like you're being shocked, when you're not. We'll see how good an actor you are. //Will steps up, touches the battery briefly, falls backward onto floor Will: Aaahhh! The burn! Kaluta: "How did you break your butt? Well, I fell, when I DIDN'T get shocked." //today Kaluta: We know this battery is safe to touch. It's only twelve volts. //Kaluta repeatedly touches the battery, unharmed, and points at Will Will: You must have replaced it with a fake battery.
#10062
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⚐ Report//going through text on label Kaluta: Next is "huz". Class: Hertz? Kaluta: No, "huz". I'm a silly teacher. Class: Huz? Kaluta: It's "hertz", you silly kids!
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⚐ Report//Kaluta talks about his brother Henry: What's your brother's last name? Kaluta (to Tinu and those nearby): Have you heard of Blairbash?