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#12302

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Oct. 12, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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"euphoria has all five syllables of the alphabet" - a random freshie 2023

#12274

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Oct. 9, 2023, 10:44 a.m.

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//talking about 11889 Senior TA: did he say that seniors are predators!? Senior TA: well i mean... some seniors are certainly predators.

#12198

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Sept. 26, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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Cole: some people say that i'm hyper-handsome Cole: i don't know, some people say that

#12095

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Sept. 11, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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// Pd. 4 English 10, Mr. Cole is introducing the narrative about a significant event Cole: If your significant event is a birth of a sibling, you can skip [the "Why did it happen?" section]. Cole: We all know how people are made.

#12081

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Sept. 8, 2023, 10:41 a.m.

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Teacher: Can we get a round of applause for Mr. Bannister's teeth? Classroom: *applauds without question*

#11933

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June 5, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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//English 6th period Goldberg Highsmith: Do you prefer the text or the audiobook? Leul: I prefer the audiobook because I don't want to burn calories reading. Annika: What the f**k? You can burn calories while reading?? Highsmith: Annika! Watch your language!

You burn 1 thousandth of a calorie by blinking. Assuming a 35 mins of reading and a blink rate of 22 blinks/min, Leul would burn 0.77 calories or 3.22 joules of energy //mod note: much more burned from turning pages or scrolling

working_out, english, reading, annika, leul, highsmith, goldberg

#11747

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April 13, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rao: It would be fun if we could kick the children.

#11674

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March 13, 2023, 11:33 p.m.

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//Reading "A Raisin in the Sun" Clay: So Beneatha's going out with Asagai AND George... Stanley: THREESOME

#11610

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Feb. 24, 2023, 9:25 p.m.

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//Pd 9 English //Clay just asked a question Clay: I sense that a lot of people aren't voting Clay: That's why this country's in trouble

#11536

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Feb. 9, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Howard: A beat up dog doesn't make me feel emotional!