#13772

35

Sept. 9, 2026, 9:24 p.m.

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// Sahu picks up a Jasmine Tea drink off Gracelyn's desk Sahu: Ooh this looks good. // He reads the label Sahu: Oh it has a bunch of crap in it.

#13767

22

June 10, 2026, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: My kid is dead, but it's okay because I can just promote the other one.

#13762

44

June 1, 2026, 12:05 p.m.

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sahu: [Student], are you a good boy for mommy?

#13761

11

June 1, 2026, 11:58 a.m.

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sahu: ur telling me i gotta touch my meat first??

#13753

99

April 29, 2026, 1:55 p.m.

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Sahu: We don't live in a magical fairytale world where there are infinite resources. I can't like, pee into the ocean and still have an infinite supply of clean drinking water. Or like, I can't go into the store and say 1 fossil fuel please, and set my fossil fuel car on fire...

#13752

88

April 29, 2026, 1:53 p.m.

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Sahu: You know, sometime in your life, your mom, or like you're preschool teacher, told you not to judge other people. Well, we're doing that today.

#13745

2222

April 14, 2026, 9:51 a.m.

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Sahu: Yesterday, we had a staff meeting about prom volunteering. Sahu: Mr. Kirk turned to me and said with a straight face, "Will you go to prom with me?" Sahu: I said no.

#13737

77

March 13, 2026, 1:15 p.m.

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Sahu: "The stack, it's like your memory. It's like, oh, I could've bought this car, or I could've bought this degree"

#13727

1717

Feb. 20, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: This has 38g of protein in it. Mr. Sahu: Isn't it true that big protein is just convincing as all that we should eat more protein than we actually need? Mr. Rose: They've got me, I'm hooked.

#13710

79

Jan. 9, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Sahu: "I'm okay if we exploit bad code in the financial system" Dexter: "I fully support stealing from banks"