#1567

1111

March 1, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Schafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.

#1564

136144

March 1, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.

#1563

1919

March 1, 2010, 8:48 a.m.

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Stein: My dad dated two-thirds of the women in his class at MIT.

#1562

11

March 1, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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Stein: Peter, where are you going to school next year? Peter Q: I don't know yet. Stein: Where are you thinking of? I'll pick for you.

#1561

11

Feb. 28, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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//Czap is mad at Aaron for being distracted Czap: Aaron! Come and sit at the desk! Aaron: But I won't be able to see the Promethean board!

#1560

66

Feb. 28, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Gross: Let's go back to...or...I don't want to call it 'the standard model of rape'

#1558

66

Feb. 27, 2010, 11:34 a.m.

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//classroom discussion has turned to the recent snow Student: Do you believe in global warming? Whitacre: What, are you asking whether I support it? Yeah, global warming! Student: Okay, do you believe that global warming is happening? Whitacre: Heck yes I do. In the future, we're going to get even more moisture here in the mid-Atlantic. That means more snow for you guys...and for your kids. More parent-child together time. You can tell them stories! "I remember back when the snow..." And then they can tell you the same things that you tell your parents now. "Shut up and give me some tater tots and a pot pie. Shut up! My friends are coming over, so go to your room and shut up!"

#1557

3436

Feb. 27, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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Rose: I've never actually met Mr. Hinkle, but thanks to Blairbash I feel like he's my best friend.

#1556

55

Feb. 26, 2010, 12:20 a.m.

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Andy Gilbert: It's like doing integrals only more sexy. Also more deadly.

#1554

15

Feb. 25, 2010, 9:06 p.m.

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Mrs. Balla: So we take the chickens, a little wine, some candlelight... and BAM! we take a look at the eggs.