#1938

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May 19, 2010, 7:36 p.m.

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//Julian was asleep Blitz: So what happens when the ballerina bumps into the sumo wrestler? Julian: WHAT?! Eszter: You've missed a lot.

#1937

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May 19, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Rose: This is my second cousin.... she's a professional slut.

#1935

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May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

#1934

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May 18, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Eric Van Albert: It's definitely a girl. I'm not riding a guy.

#1933

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May 18, 2010, 6:22 p.m.

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Shrimp: I have decapitated the plant!

#1932

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May 18, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, how do you spell principle again? Pham: How you don't know how to spell that? Is very easy word! Which one you mean, like the black guy downstairs or your principles?

#1931

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May 18, 2010, 1:06 p.m.

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// Coding Dr. Scheme Jeremy Neufeld: "I'm trying to increase my Mega-Fonzi level"

#1930

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May 17, 2010, 10:50 p.m.

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//Mr. Hammond hands Mr. Donaldson his Puzzle Palooza T-shirt //Mr. Donaldson turns it around to the side with the word search and Puzzle Palooza written in big letters at the top. Donaldson (to the class): Can you find your name in here? Anand: * Points to last 3 letters of Palooza *

#1928

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May 16, 2010, 3:36 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: After we take our quiz. you'll get your critical thinking papers back, so you can start rewriting them! (laughs evilly) Hannah: Your laugh sounds like lord Farquad's from Shrek.

#1927

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May 15, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Rose evaluates integral using Riemann sum (long way) and then using FTC 2 Rose: And hot damn, it's the same answer.