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#1965
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⚐ ReportRose: No one's going to want to marry you if you don't know Calculus. Mythili: You're not married, are you... Rose: My girlfriend and I...we'll get married very soon. Mythili: Keep telling yourself that.
#1964
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⚐ ReportRose: This is a classic calculus problem. Millions of kids across the world are doing this problem at this moment.
#1962
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⚐ Report//during stat, about cousins, uncles, siblings Guodong: The data might be screwed up cuz in China, families are only allowed to have one child. Stein: Yeah, he's right. So if anything goes wrong, it's because China has a strict one family per child policy. //class laughs Stein: One child per family, one child per family!
#1959
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⚐ Report//Pham is explaining the formation of bonds in a certain solution Pham: So when it in water what it do? Such easy question, who ask this! From here there are ions, and you just have random grab. Class: *laughs* Pham: What? What WRONG wit you guys, why you laughing at everything...? Student: Why is it random crap? Pham: NO! *spells out "GRAB" on board*
#1958
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⚐ ReportBlitz: How to they build their houses in Shillong, India to prepare for the monsoons? Jamie: Well, first of all, if they actually HAD houses...
#1957
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⚐ Report//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...
#1956
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⚐ Report*Rose asks question. Class stares blankly* Rose: Howard, say something! Howard: Well, you could split it into n rectangles- Rose: No, I didn't mean something smart.
#1954
88
⚐ ReportStein: I don't think doing this proof helps you understand the battle of superheros