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#1999

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June 11, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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Donaldson (during Astro): So, why does the Webb telescope only scan in the infrared range? Alex C-G: So we can observe *hot women* on other planets! Donaldson: You have sunken to a new low, Alex.

#1998

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June 10, 2010, 7:07 p.m.

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//Talking about a chemical (potassium nitrate) used in a chem r&e experiment, and how the groups ran out of it. Student(presenting): Well...we had enough, but it disappeared one day. Templin: If there's any explosions later on...

#1997

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June 10, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//Talking about how he hasn't related the two definitions of conic sections yet (cone model, two focus), the class is extremely tired. Rose: So, I come here, teach you a definition for conic sections...then my evil twin comes in here and teaches you a COMPLETELY NEW DEFINITION...Don't you have a problem with that?! Class: ...No.

#1996

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June 10, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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//Talking about a graph Pham: You ask why it going down? It not going down! ...Ok it going down. Uh, it's the slope.

#1995

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June 10, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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Pham: So you should stay inside and play World of Warcraft all night!

Talking about how you shouldn't study more than an hour or two, I think.

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#1994

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June 10, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pham writing something on the Promethean board Student: Mr.Pham, what are you doing? Pham: I'm trying to prove that you're not special.

#1993

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June 10, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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//While ago, talking about how Collins and Donaldson are never in the school at the same time because of their schedules; in Ms.Collins' class. Hammond: Would it be like antimatter/matter if they were in the same room? *Few minutes pass, and Mr.Donaldson enters while Ms.Collins is teaching* Class: NOOOOOO!

#1992

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June 10, 2010, 5:32 p.m.

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//Rose trying to do an inequality proof by induction Rose: Don't tell me what to do, Loomis. Don't rub it in, let me do it myself!

This after "Don't pull a Loomis" had been a common phrase the semester before. Math changes people.

functions, rose, freshmen, loomis

#1991

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June 10, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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//Pham talking about how most of the freshmen hot air balloons usually don't work well, and trying to make a joke. Pham: So, in this class we have problem, because you guys good with paperwork! Class: ...? *nervous laughter* Student: OH! It's because the balloons are made of PAPER! Class: *some laughter* -Pause- Class: Oooh, we get it. *laughter*

#1990

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June 9, 2010, 10:14 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Alright functions, I finished making your final. There are a LOT of questions on it; it's incredibly huge. I'm not even sure you'll finish. Class: Mr. Rose, why don't you just take some questions off of it? Mr. Rose: No, that's crazy. I'll just make you guys start the final the day before.