#2082

33

Sept. 8, 2010, 1:49 p.m.

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Duval: Cao! Get outta the lab! It's nice to see he's awake today. //later, Cao has his head in his hands Duval: You doing alright Cao? Cao: Huh? What? Duval: I take back what I said earlier.

#2081

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:20 p.m.

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//Regarding Ms. Nawabi and Afghani culture Pham: Every weekend her husband family kind of show up at her house and sit around waiting for food. Asian, they do that too. At least Vietnamese do.

#2080

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:19 p.m.

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Pham: I have ring with 2.3 karat diamond, it GIA certified and everything. It cost six thousand dollars. Lisa: I could buy so much ramen with that! Gibi: You could buy a lot of rice with that, too. Pham: Ramen is not rice! You know that, right? Gibi think the ramen is rice!

#2079

44

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.

#2078

33

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Hey, college, it's a freedom world out there, you go to class it's fine, you don't go class it's great. [...] From junior up don't do homework.

#2077

22

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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//As usual, the Promethean pen is missing Pham: Wait! What do I going to write with?

#2076

88

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:14 p.m.

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Pham: Ninth grade, they feel very offensive when somebody call them stupid.

#2075

44

Sept. 7, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: Maneater. Its about people who mess around with man-eating sharks and are surprised when they get eaten.

#2072

55

Sept. 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Something like six candidates from other parties in Russia have fallen out of window... or gone down in plane crashes.

#2071

55

Sept. 7, 2010, 4 p.m.

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//Explaining the distinction between authority and actual power Mr. Swaney: [Russian President] Medvedev could rule Russia with an iron fist; he could dismiss Putin tomorrow if he wanted to.      Putin's got the Russian Mafia behind him, Medvedev would fall out of a window the next day. So Medvedev has the authority, Putin has the Mafia.