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22

Sept. 15, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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Kaluta: Theoretically, one horse could not dry your hair in the same amount of time.

#2102

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Sept. 15, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

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//discussing poetry O'Connor: I feel like there's something deep down underneath that second line. Anyone want to take a guess? Student: The third line?

#2101

55

Sept. 13, 2010, 10:38 p.m.

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student: I don't want to pay for college. Whitacre: (without missing a beat) That's what 7-elevens are for!

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88

Sept. 13, 2010, 8:13 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kids grow up to be adults, which isn't much of an improvement. You think adults are great? Call me 20 years down the road, it'll be like "Mr. Whitacre, you were right, life sucks!" I was a kid once, I'm an insider.

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24

Sept. 13, 2010, 7:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: Sociopaths make the best scientists. Just saying.

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11

Sept. 13, 2010, 7:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: I love legalism. They should bring it to this country. It's like totalitarianism.

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35

Sept. 13, 2010, 6:37 p.m.

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Student 1: [Student 2] turned 16 yesterday. Anon. Teacher: Oh, really? Cool. So now she can't get a guy arrested in most states.

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06

Sept. 12, 2010, 3:29 p.m.

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Stein: This is why god gave us Algebra I.

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1010

Sept. 11, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Would anyone like a copy of the pesticides our school uses? (Muttering quietly) They didn't keep you all away.

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1111

Sept. 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Rose: Schafer is just a big Stein wannabe. And you can tell him I said that.