#2439

2222

Oct. 29, 2010, 5:59 a.m.

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//near end of quarter Student: Hey Mr. Templin, can I please see my grade? Templin: Sure. Student: (Looks at paper with grade) What's that nine over there? Templin: Those are your absences. Student: I'VE been absent NINE times? I don't remember being absent nine times. Templin: Here it says you've been absent nine times, but I have absolutely no idea how I got this data, because I don't think I've taken attendance nine times...

#2438

1212

Oct. 28, 2010, 11:03 p.m.

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Scott: Oh right, if the test is out of 130 points, all I need is a...*looks at calculator*.....134.......

#2437

55

Oct. 28, 2010, 10:13 p.m.

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//While teaching L'Hopital's Rule Stein: What is ln(x)? Well, it's actually the dark side of Infinitus's soul.

#2436

55

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:35 p.m.

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Schafer: This is mu. Mew, not moo. Mew. If you say moo, you're a cow.

#2435

88

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!

#2433

810

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?

#2431

6870

Oct. 28, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.

#2430

99

Oct. 28, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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Pham: When they kill the chicken they cut up. Open intestine! Where you think the bacteria go? ALL OVER THE CHICKEN!

#2429

2022

Oct. 28, 2010, 1:14 a.m.

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//Gross is talking about Naturalism Doyung: Nice boots, Ms. Gross. //Gross looks at him strangely, class snickers Doyung: I said you have nice boots, I didn't know they still made the kind you're wearing. (points at her boots) Class: Ohhhh. Doyung (realizing what they thought he said): Man, you guys are sick.

#2428

44

Oct. 28, 2010, 12:47 a.m.

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Pham: You are all crappy, you not special! You all the same thing! I say in ninth grade already! Andrea: Yeah, you told us in ninth grade that the magnet will ruin our lives again and again and again [...] and again and again.