#2461

17

Nov. 2, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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//At Daniel Chen's house for an ESS project Daniel's dad: Hey I got pizza.  Oh yeah, Daniel Barg is kosher.  Can you eat this? Barg: What kind of pizza is it? Daniel's dad: It meat lovers! It has everything on it! Chen: I don't think it's kosher...

#2460

1010

Nov. 2, 2010, 9:36 a.m.

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Kaluta: Technical skills go first. That means put out your testicle. Class: -awkward silence, then some awkward laughter- Kaluta: Ummm yeah TEST your TECHNICAL skills. That was almost a slip...

#2459

513

Oct. 31, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Moderator: Sally is thinking of a secret 6 digit number. She gives 3 hints to what it is.  First, the number is the same when read forwards and backwards. Second, it is divisible by 9. <Buzzer sound> Jason Hyun: (hesitantly) 99...9...999? //The third hint was if you take out the first and last digits, the number's only prime factor is 11

#2458

1010

Oct. 30, 2010, 2:46 p.m.

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//during the "who do you want to have sex with"... Whitacre: Okay, so the next one someone said was "Drake", let's get that up on the board... //one of the images is of Sir Francis Whitacre: See, Sir Francis Drake, he's hot!

#2455

1214

Oct. 29, 2010, 11:46 p.m.

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//Alex C-G is about to make up a test he missed Pham: Did you talk to anybody about the test? Alex: (shakes head) I studied like a dog, yo. Pham: Dog don't study. Class: (laughter) Pham: What? Is not funny.

#2454

15

Oct. 29, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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//Bunday is in 345, writing on the board, while the real teacher sits back and watches Ostrander: You guys know I only pay one of the teachers in this building, right? Goodall: So what about all the other magnet teachers? Ostrander: You know what I mean.

#2453

1616

Oct. 29, 2010, 9:04 p.m.

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//Whitacre is putting on Iron Man 2 Danderson: So is it legit this time? Whitacre: Well, you'll notice there's no shakiness, no background voices, and no Russian subtitles. Danderson: It could just be a better rip. Whitacre: Fine.  Look at the DVD. Danderson: Good label maker? //Whitacre pulls out DVD case and motions to smack

#2452

99

Oct. 29, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Whitacre: What did I want to be when I was a kid? I wanted to be a ninja and kill my parents. //He later admitted that he actually wanted to be an archeologist

#2451

77

Oct. 29, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: You're not too fat, you're just a good eater!

#2450

66

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:54 p.m.

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//during mat sci, sub walks into lab and sees Chris R playing a tower defense game Sub: You trying to hunt down terrorists?  You trying to kill Osama?  He always in a cave. Chris: Actually, I guess he's attacking me... Sub: Take him down!