#2552

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:23 p.m.

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//talking about some activity in grad school Whitacre: So we'd all run around and he [the professor] would throw balls at us.  You know, he had been practicing on targets, but those don't think like people.  So we're running and all of the sudden WHAM!  Right in my face!

#2551

77

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:58 p.m.

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Rose: Ok? //Class is silent Rose: Shutup, Pulkit!

#2550

77

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

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Janvi: Let there be light...wait, who said that? Linda: God...

#2549

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:53 p.m.

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//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.

#2548

1012

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Lizzy: Why doesn't my mouse work? Jack: because it's upside down.

#2547

88

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Richard, why are you late again? Richard: Because the rent is too damn high!

#2546

-13

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:45 p.m.

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Dvorsky: See I'm not supposed to tell you what they take off for on the AP. But I have the list.

#2545

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Swaney: Did you come into this class before? Hammond: No, I think I came in the other class. There was this one really talkative girl... Swaney: Sarah Fultz?

#2544

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

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Rose: Three questions you should never ask: One, "when's the baby due?" Two, "how old are you?" -- to a woman. Three, "have you graded the tests?"

#2543

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.