#2791

1313

Jan. 16, 2011, 6:11 p.m.

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//during exam review Stelzner: Define assertation. Student: What? Stelzner: Oops, I mean assertion. Gah, guys, I can't read! Student: Would you pass this exam, Mr. Stelzner? Stelzner: I don't know, but I'm a teacher so it doesn't matter. So, define assertation. (pause) No, I did it again! Your English teacher can't read! Student: It's like we're in DC public schools!

#2788

610

Jan. 15, 2011, 7:45 p.m.

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Contreras: This keyboard is weird. Scott L: It's upside down! Contreras: That's not the problem.

#2786

1616

Jan. 14, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Student: Damn! You just ruined my mood. Whitacre: By ruining your mood, I improved mine. Moods cannot be created or destroyed.

#2785

814

Jan. 14, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//asserting the obvious about Mag Geo 10-11 PBE: We are just the craziest class.

#2784

35

Jan. 14, 2011, 3:53 p.m.

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Duval: I think that's about an 85. Jason: Wait. Yes. No. I think it's an 89. Wait. No. Duval: Anyway, probably about a mid B Jason: NO! You're doing your calculator wrong!

#2783

1010

Jan. 14, 2011, 2:33 p.m.

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// Talking about dance class Richard: We were the only girls in that class.

#2782

68

Jan. 14, 2011, 6:24 a.m.

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Amy Yan: I like being on top........wait oops

#2781

02

Jan. 13, 2011, 11:09 p.m.

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Hinkle, to C.J.: Hey big guy, you're not old enough to have PMS yet.

#2780

46

Jan. 13, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Student 1: Do you have a calculator I can use? Student 2: (Pats himself down checking all coat and pants pockets)

#2779

1111

Jan. 12, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Freshman: Wait, how do girls get horny? They don't have an inerect horn to begin with, right?