#3095

2020

March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better

#3094

57

March 16, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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Devin: So much win. Bob: So much Winrar. Thomas: It's gonna take forever to decompress.

#3093

2426

March 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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Bob: Because of Viju, I didn't make nationals. Stein: What sport? Bob: MathCounts

#3092

44

March 16, 2011, 1:07 p.m.

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Bosse: I heard that on the way to work, you know the Katy Perry Fireworks song, that gets you going.

#3091

79

March 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?

#3090

2020

March 16, 2011, 8:28 a.m.

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//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.

#3088

1414

March 15, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Gross: Psychoanalysts could consider Fitzgerald to be compensating for something when writing about GATSBY'S HUGGEEEE MANSION. Student: That's a fallacy. Gross: Actually, it's a phallicacy.

#3087

1418

March 15, 2011, 9:20 p.m.

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Bob: I'm f***ed. Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you? Bob: e^f***ed

#3086

68

March 15, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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//Vlasits talking about activism Student: Have you ever been arrested? Vlasits: Yeah, a couple times. Student: How many times? Vlasits: Oh, not that many. Student 2: Yeah, but how many? Vlasits (waving it off): Oh, only about 8 or 10.

#3085

04

March 15, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose does his little chuckle Rose: No Richard, Rice Krispies did not name its cereal after calculus.