#3177

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March 30, 2011, 8:58 p.m.

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//Mogge reading from Tokugawa's governing laws and giving college advice Mogge: (jokingly) This passage is kinda like what my sister told me when I left for college: "Drinking parties and wanton revelry should be avoided; sexual indulgence and habitual gambling lead to the downfall of a college career [changed from 'state']." And then she said, "keep that thing in your pants." That was embarrassing.

#3176

1111

March 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Kaluta: So the weather forecast for Wallops isn't looking good. But even if it rains, we still do everything. Except go on the boat ride. Henry: But then we won't be able to ironically sing "I'm on a Boat"

#3173

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March 29, 2011, 11:24 p.m.

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//In Fillman period 9, Viju is wearing Walter's sweatshirt... Walter: Gimme back my jacket! Viju: Are you asking me to take off my clothes? You little perv-- Walter: NO! I'm asking you to take off mine!

#3172

88

March 29, 2011, 11:12 p.m.

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Pham: Theresaaa... why you ruin Gibi's life??

#3169

9599

March 29, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jason finds a review packet for the 1998 AP Physics exam Jason: Line integrals on an AP! They had to be smarter back then. Thomas: How did we get so stupid in 12 years? Wait... Jason: 13.

#3168

3032

March 29, 2011, 4:07 p.m.

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Richard: We should make a calculus rap! Thomas: It should be by TI.

#3167

1616

March 29, 2011, 11:43 a.m.

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Neel: So if vegetarians eat vegetables, libertarians eat liberty? Thomas McHale: And humanitarians eat humans!

#3166

1010

March 29, 2011, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer (holds up wedding ring): See this?  This is your worst nightmare! //class laughs Schafer: Marriage jokes aside, this thing gets caught on EVERYTHING when you're doing work.  So you just shouldn't wear it.

#3165

1111

March 29, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Teacher: It's an epiphany! You guys know what an epiphany is? Student: It's like eureka? Teacher: Right. But I'm not going to run through the streets naked.

#3164

1212

March 29, 2011, 9:12 a.m.

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Bosse: The survey asks 'Who thinks their teachers have been supportive and willing to help you succeed academically?' Cy: Pham Bosse: Leave Pham out.