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May 21, 2009, 8:14 p.m.

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Mr Rose: Well; I did just like you said. This morning I woke up at 5am, feeling not too great. I squeezed a whole lemon's worth of lemon juice (by hand) into a glass....added a bunch of honey...and ever since I feel like I'm gonna barf / explode out of all other orifices.

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May 21, 2009, 8:13 p.m.

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"I don't want you to memorize these numbers. I just want you to be able to spit them out real fast." --Mr. Rose

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May 21, 2009, 8:10 p.m.

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//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: If you didn't turn in your assignments, I can only say one thing to you: go home and cry. Don't cry here, it will make me look bad.

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May 21, 2009, 8:04 p.m.

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Blitz: So, a panacea is kind of... like a solution to every problem. Hannah: Oh, I see. Sort of like God, right? Gibi: No, Hannah, I don't think that works - placebo effect doesn't solve EVERY problem you know.

Talking about the word of the day in ESS

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May 21, 2009, 3:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: I will be honest with you. Out of all the groups that have gone so far...YOU...are the worst.

Said to the Chem R & E group of Bryan Huang, Amaresh Sahu, Jessica Chen, and Charles Kong in the spring of 2006.

pham, chemistry

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May 21, 2009, 12:15 p.m.

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// Discussing the bible in Honors English 12 Ms. Ivey: Some people think the people who wrote the bible were inspired by God. Eric: So it's like fan fiction.

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May 21, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein telling his Sports Statistics class about competitive eating I know a lot about competitive eating... [Pats stomach] ...as you can see.

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May 21, 2009, 12:10 p.m.

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// Mr. Hinkle telling his AP Econ class about teaching in Ohio People in Ohio are hicks, so they like to shoot things.