#349

1212

May 26, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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Andie: Mr. Whitacre, have you ever been to Disney World? Whitacre: Do they have rides where you can throw children off? Call me when they do.

#348

1622

May 25, 2009, 5:49 p.m.

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Josh Snyder: "You know what I just realized? I am simply a bag of meat and liquid, sitting in another bag with 4 other bags of meat and liquid talking and laughing about nothing basically" *long, awkward pause* Mandeep Bedi: "Your MOM is a bag of meat and liquid!"

#347

24

May 25, 2009, 2:09 p.m.

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//in a moving car, searching for open wireless networks with which to access the internets Mario: Hey, I'm connecting to "yo mama"!

#346

44

May 25, 2009, 2:07 p.m.

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Jacob: And once you prove that 0=1, you can prove that Winston Churchill is a carrot!

#345

04

May 25, 2009, 2:07 p.m.

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Sang: It would be more fun if these frisbees had razors [around the edges]

#344

55

May 25, 2009, 11 a.m.

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Bunday: You can't make love under the rug!

#343

55

May 24, 2009, 8:48 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: (looking at the speed trig values quiz scores) Oh come on guys, I can't just fail you all. I think I'll make you guys write a three-page essay titled 'Why I'm So Freaking Slow'.

#341

818

May 24, 2009, 8:47 p.m.

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Miranda: "Shut up, Manisha." Manisha: "Shut up, Miranda." Trina: "Shut up, Trina."

#340

55

May 24, 2009, 8:45 p.m.

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Ms. Manuel: "There are two ways to get this money." Tommy: "Steal it!" Ms. Manuel: "Okay, three ways."

#339

77

May 24, 2009, 8:43 p.m.

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"Partial credit is some weird new thing invented by the hippies..." -- Mr. Rose