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55

June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mrs. Dvorsky: You can knock out four computers with one kick!

#450

33

June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Be smart! Be lazy! Be smart and lazy!

#449

55

June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Your calculator, the black box, it's God-given magic.

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15

June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: Name a system. Student: Government system. Ms. Blitz: Well there's supposed to be, though Bush threw that away....

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11

June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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//signing letters to potential robotics sponsors Boettcher: Mr. Demma?! I cannot in good conscience sign this. He's too irresponsible.

#445

11

June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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Schafer: Mario, you need to figure out your life!

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June 19, 2009, 9:32 p.m.

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//Hammond's first-ever Gtalk chat Hammond: AsI'm being climbed on by a 35 year old...veyr hard to type. :-) Jacob: 35? Hammond: 3.5 Hammond: hard to type... :[)

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13

June 16, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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Tim: you cant have sex Tim: you can only watch it Tim: and do stuff to yourself

#442

04

June 15, 2009, 8:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer arrives at the Magnet picnic carrying a stack of precalc exams Jacob: Are you grading exams during the picnic? Schafer: Damn skippy!

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June 15, 2009, 4:08 p.m.

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//after Jacob receives the "Most Likely to Abuse a Steinism" superlative Mr. Stein: Jacob, what's a Stein-ism?