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Ms. Blitz: I don't know what will happen after we reach the North Pole. Shakib: We get to see Santa! Steven: Armageddon.

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Ms. Pundzak: Anyone can write a page of crap.

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Mr. Pham: This is what I'm telling you. Algebra is GOD.

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June 21, 2009, 12:32 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Look at me. Look up! I know I'm ugly, but you have to look at me.

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Ms. Blitz: Mica is the only one with perfect cleavage... except Dolly Parton.

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//talking about the Odyssey Amir: It's like a sleeping pill in a book.

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Britton: All right, all right, I'm not a magnet, but I'll try to count right.

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Eugene: Guess what? I was the first woman on the Sun.

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June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.

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Amir: I really thought that John McCain smells like soymilk.