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#707

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Schafer: This is not very difficult. Galileo did it.

#706

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Michael: Will we do Lorenz transformations? Schafer: Yes. But not while studying mechanics. Michael: Aww.

#705

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*

#704

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Did you just say balls? Rohan: No, lols.

#703

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Oct. 20, 2009, 11:31 a.m.

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//discussing centers of mass Schafer: So where's the fat kid? *a fat kid walks by and stares into the room*

#702

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Oct. 19, 2009, 6:09 p.m.

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//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...

#701

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Oct. 19, 2009, 5:06 p.m.

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//discussing The Scarlet Letter Cannon: Consider Hawthorne's use of language. "With a convulsive motion" -- Ooh! -- "he tore away the ministerial band from before his breast." And it's not just to show all the townspeople his *ripped abs*.

#700

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Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

#699

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Oct. 18, 2009, 1:43 p.m.

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//after seeing a yo-yo "defy all laws of physics" by changing directions in midair. Alex Contreras: Hacks! There's a STRING!

#698

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Oct. 17, 2009, 12:49 p.m.

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Schafer: Siéntate -- that's Spanish for sit'ch'yo'self down.