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#706
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⚐ ReportMichael: Will we do Lorenz transformations? Schafer: Yes. But not while studying mechanics. Michael: Aww.
#705
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⚐ Report//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*
#703
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⚐ Report//discussing centers of mass Schafer: So where's the fat kid? *a fat kid walks by and stares into the room*
#702
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⚐ Report//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...
#701
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⚐ Report//discussing The Scarlet Letter Cannon: Consider Hawthorne's use of language. "With a convulsive motion" -- Ooh! -- "he tore away the ministerial band from before his breast." And it's not just to show all the townspeople his *ripped abs*.
#699
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⚐ Report//after seeing a yo-yo "defy all laws of physics" by changing directions in midair. Alex Contreras: Hacks! There's a STRING!