#10591

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May 19, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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River: Self loathing is the national sport of Montgomery Blair High School

#10592

2424

May 19, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.

#10602

1212

May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.

#10606

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May 23, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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Rose: Think fast, eagle coming! // He throws a stuffed eagle at Sophie's head Rose: Didn't think fast enough! // He throws another stuffed animal

#10608

2727

May 23, 2022, 7:45 p.m.

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// Analysis 1A, Rose Period 7 // Rose randomly starts describing his weekend in the middle of going over a homework problem Rose: I brought my kids in and when they saw the panda they were like 'Daddy, you have animals here, too!!' and my son Theo was hugging the duck... the duck... Rose: GOOD! Rose: So yes, when you take the integral of this velocity curve you get the total distance traveled...

#10624

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May 27, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//setting up gel electrophoresis Delaney: You're gonna take some tape, and make a little wall. Delaney, quieter: And someone else is gonna pay for it.

#10627

1111

May 28, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: They can do multivariate calculus but can’t add.

#10633

33

May 31, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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Schwartz: We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums and no friction.

#10639

1212

May 31, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, may 31 "We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums." "My fervent hope -- bearing in mind how my hope has turned out before ..." "Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?" "All of physics is just calculus. The only difference is that they look at stuff instead of thinking about it." "Schafer is a little stronger than I am -- sounds about right."

#10640

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May 31, 2022, 5:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: If we get to [textbook unit] 7.7, we get to submerge Mr Schafer in giant bodies of water! Class: Yay! Schwartz: And by "Mr Schafer", I mean imaginary Mr Schafer. Class: Ohhh ...