#10141

1313

March 3, 2022, 3:56 p.m.

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Delaney: Why are you black?

#10142

66

March 3, 2022, 4 p.m.

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//about Exploravision paper Kaluta: They had to abbreviate it even further. It was an abstract of an abstract. Kaluta: I guess it'd be an abstract-squared.

#10147

33

March 4, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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//3rd period Digital Art Joseph: Why scream Blair when you can just whisper Joseph: *writes "mbhs" in lowercase* Joseph, a few minutes later: I just drew a phallic object

#10153

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March 4, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.

#10154

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March 4, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?

#10160

66

March 4, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 4 "How absurd it would be for us to suggest that Infinitus and Captain Zero work together. They are totally opposed in every way!" "The mortal will be a mere speedbump in the life of Captain Zero!" "Let's think about how this can cause all hell to break loose." "I was told that to pronounce French words, you just open your mouth and don't close it." "You don't have to have a PhD in math to write a textbook." "We have applied L'Hopital's rule. We can now evaluate our integral." "Example 5! It's after Example 7."

#10163

1212

March 4, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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//switches to slide with picture of Teletubbies Roberts: Do you all remember their names? Student: No. Why would I want to? Roberts: Tinky Winky. Dipsy. Laa-Laa. Po. Get with the program!

#10174

2424

March 6, 2022, 9:06 p.m.

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rose: "this 6 6 6 is not the devil, it is simply the rate of change of the rate of change of the rate of change of x cubed!"

#10175

1515

March 6, 2022, 9:07 p.m.

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"the more you think about infinitely small triangles, the clearer everything becomes." - rose

#10176

2424

March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!