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⚐ ReportJack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.
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⚐ Report// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.
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⚐ ReportLodal: You can buy it! Lodal: You'll probably end up on a FBI watchlist though. Lodal: Someone last period already looked it up, so Blair's probably flagged by now.
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⚐ Report// Watching stop motion animations Duval: The temptation to say "you guys all did such a good job...except for you, Evan" is so strong.
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⚐ Report// Student is on zoom, Duval testing the mic to see if the student can hear. Duval: It's very soft? How about this? Duval: KA KAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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⚐ ReportDuval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!
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⚐ ReportAlden: Oh no, my handwarmer! Alden: *removes a hard-boiled egg from his pocket* Alden: You see, I've been carrying this hard-boiled egg for the whole morning. It's still warm! Alden: ...but now it's cracked, and there are pieces of shell in my pocket. Hanak: What the hell?! Alden: Can I go outside and eat my egg, now? Hanak: *silence* Hanak: Yeah...
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⚐ Report// Julius Caesar play, Armand is Brutus Armand (still in seat): It's time for a coup d'etat! Rao: We're waiting for you, Brutus! Rao: This is why the coup happens.