#9581

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!

#9582

1515

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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Subayi: Take that crap off! You act as though you've never had headphones before. What, do you not have headphones in Sierra Leone? Student: We do. Subayi: You don't, I've just been there. I bought like 30 pairs of headphones and just gave them away. Have you ever been there? Student: No. Subayi: You need to go, get a taste of the motherland. You'll come back a saint. You'll wake up and there will be no food, and you'll be thinking, "Wow, I wish I was back in the US right now!"

#9583

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.

#9585

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—

#9586

1313

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!

#9590

1212

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: That file cabinet, I inherited from the health department, so it has labels for units of Health class. Schwartz: So I store my Analysis 2 materials in the Alcohol, Drugs, and Tobacco section.

#9613

66

Dec. 13, 2021, 4:16 p.m.

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Lodal: Remember your solubility rules from last year? //class gives various responses Lodal: Those of you who said yes -- I don't believe you.

#9618

2424

Dec. 14, 2021, 10:23 a.m.

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Gabaree: Let's say I'm a super rich person. Gabaree: Obviously I'm not. I'm here.

#9625

1111

Dec. 14, 2021, 5:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's the -- it's not good news or bad news. Here's the news of questionable value ...

#9636

1212

Dec. 16, 2021, 1:13 p.m.

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*submits "Daniel Zhu Memorial High School" as new name for MBHS* Jimenez: I don't know who that is. I should Google them. *submits "Daniel Zhu" as role model* Jimenez: I should really Google who Daniel Zhu is.