#9370

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Nov. 15, 2021, 8:25 p.m.

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Rose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more. // Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them. // Rose asks the class something and Max answers Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop? Max: A ring pop Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead // later Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table! Student: That’s a bit harsh Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that

#9371

1515

Nov. 15, 2021, 8:42 p.m.

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Rose: I like to call this shape a squircle Rose: As a matter of fact, if any of you guys follow math Twitter… Apple, which is this evil company that makes cell phones, tried to copyright the squircle recently because all their phones are shaped like squircles

#9373

66

Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Roberts: As you know, we don’t have a life. Roberts: One day we were just dropped here.

#9379

2222

Nov. 16, 2021, 2:58 p.m.

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// bio with delaney, doing amylase lab delaney: are there different french words to mean mix for solids and liquids? student: idk, french people are weird delaney: hey my grandma was french! she was french-canadienne student: well ur grandma is cool if she’s french-canadienne delaney: my grandmas dead. student student: i’m sorry delaney: she died of alzheimer’s student: student: that runs in my family delaney: me too student: // delaney walks away

#9380

1515

Nov. 16, 2021, 3:12 p.m.

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// Julius Caesar discussion Rao: So he should have killed Cassius. Sudhish: So are you supporting murder? Rao: Ummmm… Sudhish: You’re not denying it!

#9382

1111

Nov. 16, 2021, 4:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: Let's just make everything rectangles -- that's the moral of the story.

#9383

66

Nov. 16, 2021, 4:51 p.m.

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Duval: I have no idea what was just said, but it was said in a chorus, so I'll roll with it.

#9397

1313

Nov. 18, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

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// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.

#9407

1212

Nov. 19, 2021, 1:25 p.m.

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// Talking about VSEPR Lodal: I remember doing this during the AP exam Sudhish: You took APs? Lodal: Yeah, I took like 12 of them.

#9410

1313

Nov. 19, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Lodal: Money? I don't have any money for you. I have to waste it on other things.