#9123

1515

April 27, 2021, 12:14 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, how many times can you sell your soul?

#9126

1111

April 29, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: We're talking about the donut flesh of this mutant donut, because no-one likes holes. Tad: I don't even like donuts \\later Schwartz: The interior of C is the flesh of the mutant eclair.

#9131

2424

April 29, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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// about stein Kirk: Whenever you ask him how he his, he just says "adequate". Kirk: When I first met him, four years ago, I said, "Hey, how're you doing?" "Adequate." Kirk: Later, recently, when I saw him again for the first time in 13 months, I asked him how he was, and he said "Adequate." Kirk: He's just always adequate.

#9132

2525

April 30, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: We're trying to see who the frogs have sex with

#9133

1515

April 30, 2021, 3:55 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, april 30 "He had a whole *set* of prosthetic noses." "I am wearing a shirt today that makes it look like I have run a marathon ... I would just like to say -- I have never run a marathon. I just wear the shirt because it has a funny joke on the back." "Nobody cares about the ceiling." "Are you guys okay with that? ... If you're not, there's nothing you can do about it!" "I need ways to mess with people!" "It makes sense that I can't do that, but it's really annoying for the Chaotic Neutral in me that wants to spread chaos." "Sometimes I like to go into the computer lab and take all the paper out of the printer. Not because it's a good idea ..."

#9146

2424

May 14, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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// praising students for completing assignment early Street: I'm gonna give you a raise: you get 50% more salary than you've been getting for my class. Street: Of course, it's tough that 50% of zero is still zero, but it was worth a try.

#9150

1212

May 21, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// talking about quantum physics Lodal: Why does this work? Lodal: I don't know, it just does. It matches reality, so I guess we'll use it. Lodal: What about when reality doesn't tell us? We just come up with something so that the maths works out.

#9151

1515

May 24, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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Sloe, to a student: Somebody's behind you! Who's behind you??? Sloe: Oh wait, that's a chair.

#9155

1212

May 28, 2021, 2:31 p.m.

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//Talking about what's brown and sticky Ostrander: Some mud has like, suction, so its sticky but not sticky

#9167

2525

June 11, 2021, 5:58 p.m.

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Street: You need to sacrifice small animals to the Zoom Gods, and keep up your Zoom Karma.