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#8909

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Jan. 19, 2021, 11:40 a.m.

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Street: This education thing is not perfect

#8910

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Jan. 19, 2021, 2:43 p.m.

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//in logic zoom chat Bracklinn: What speech did he give this language in?

#8913

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Jan. 20, 2021, 9:48 a.m.

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//half day Lodal: today is the day to be a minute late. No, five minutes late. No, thirty minutes—well, you should probably be twenty nine minutes late. That way your teacher has to count you as present.

#8916

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Jan. 21, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!

#8917

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Jan. 21, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Lodal: I have a go fund me to build a stone wall. You should all contribute to it, because I will spend that money responsibly and totally not just buy more cats. //later Lodal: I totally feel we should have a fake fight about this.

#8920

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Jan. 21, 2021, 2:28 p.m.

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//reading a poem in ap lit Philip: My boobs will give everyone hours of fun

#8923

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#8930

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Jan. 24, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)

(see this one is funny because actually those things are false) - P.S. freshmen, this was kind of mean but it'll help you enjoy your quotes more later; with love, the seniors

blairbash, freshmen

#8950

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Jan. 28, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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//ESS Presentations Lixing: The researchers in Biosphere 2 actually weren't able to make enough food, and they reported starvation for the first year or so. Lixing: I had to skip breakfast to make these slides, so I'm actually living the authentic Biospherian experience.

#8962

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

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//Complex, Schwartz makes a zoom poll Schwartz: Option 1 is you have taken Linear Algebra, Discrete or both. Option 2 is you've taken neither. Option 3 is unused, and Option 4 is "Cheeeeeese."