#8394

4747

Nov. 18, 2019, 2:36 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: Put your electronic distractions away everybody. I've taken 2 laptops and a phone already, and one has sold on eBay so far.

#8398

5757

Nov. 22, 2019, 10:55 p.m.

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//Analysis 2 //Rose walks in Schwartz: A student pointed out something cool about the proof for the multivar 2nd derivative test. We should talk about it some time. Robert: So this is what you guys do instead of going out for drinks. Schwartz: Yeah, pretty much.

#8400

2222

Nov. 25, 2019, 11:56 a.m.

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Lena: just gonna draw a triangle— *draws a rectangle*

#8410

2424

Dec. 4, 2019, 7:33 p.m.

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Stein: I Imagine it would be weird if I broke up with my wife for a series comparison test

#8424

2626

Dec. 12, 2019, 10:16 a.m.

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Sloe: are you guys passing around a joint over there?

#8449

4848

Jan. 3, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

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Kaluta (suddenly screaming across the room and sounding suspiciously like Alex Jones): I don't have to INSIST that you CAPITALIZE the F in FALLOPIAN TUBE

#8474

2222

Jan. 29, 2020, 1:48 p.m.

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//Cell Phys, passing out textbooks Elia: *looks in the back of the text book to write her name, in the condition column, someone who had the book in 2014 wrote "sexy af"* //later Elia: hey Ms. Sloe, look at this Sloe: *reading the writing* "Sexy af"? What does that mean? Sloe: Sexy as fuck? *laughs* Why would someone write that? Elia: *shrugs* I guess that was just the condition for them

#8559

4848

March 11, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Is today March 10? Students: Yeah. Schwartz: Remind me afterwards to call my mother because it's her birthday today. Schwartz: See, I know all the important dates, but I often forget what day it actually is. Schwartz: I won't know it's my birthday until I get a call from my parents and the I'll remember "oh yeah, today's my birthday."

#8564

4343

March 13, 2020, 10:13 a.m.

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//biochem Bosse: What's in the bag? Lillian: My mom told me to give this to Kaluta to thank him for giving me the opportunity to do exploravision... I thought it was a gift, but I just looked inside and it's a bunch of cleaning wipes. Bosse: You know, cleaning wipes are super valuable right now. Coronavirus is especially bad for older people, too, so Mr Kaluta probably needs them.

#8579

4949

April 8, 2020, 12:20 p.m.

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//Zoom call for all of Ms. Sloe's classes Student: Did you see Abby the other day? Sloe: Yeah, she was making out with some guy