#7630

2424

Oct. 3, 2018, 5:25 p.m.

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Schwartz: Ninth period is like death and taxes, there's no way to avoid it.

#7633

2424

Oct. 4, 2018, 1:32 p.m.

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//math team Daniel Zhu: If you squint at a fraction hard enough, it looks like a vector.

#7641

1212

Oct. 10, 2018, 9:19 a.m.

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Whitacre: Are you guys going to Starbucks University?

#7650

1111

Oct. 14, 2018, 5:06 p.m.

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//end of logic bonding hike Rose: Do you guys feel like you're bonding with each other now? //A few people begin to mouth an answer Rose: Don't answer!

#7661

4444

Oct. 18, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

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//2nd pd Sloe sophomore bio //going through a presentation on plants //the last slide has a photo of an elk eating a bush and no caption *Sloe reaches last slide and closes powerpoint without saying anything* Sloe: Oh! *reopens powerpoint* Sloe: What is this animal doing? Class: ... Eating? Sloe: Very good! *closes powerpoint and moves on*

#7668

5454

Oct. 23, 2018, 9:01 a.m.

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Nicole: Whoa there are maggots! Sam: Let’s boil them! Sloe: Ok. (Starts tossing maggots into boiling water) Sam: Hold up I was joking! Why do you people listen to me?

#7681

5050

Oct. 29, 2018, 8:01 a.m.

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//2nd period bio //Sloe takes out a large flask of dark blue liquid Sloe: So I have here some cabbage... Sam: Did I miss something?

#7682

1212

Oct. 29, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Ranting about messy handwriting on the whiteboard Rose: You have to pretend like you're better than you actually are. Like Hollywood.

#7706

3030

Nov. 5, 2018, 3:59 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: There was an entire branch of math called "screwing around with Pascal's triangle".

#7729

2424

Nov. 13, 2018, 5:18 p.m.

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Rose: I need a partner for this //hands go up Rose: Someone pretty reliable //hands go down