#7101

1111

Jan. 9, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

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//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.

#7134

1515

Jan. 20, 2018, 12:29 a.m.

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//in freshman phys schafer: now, if i took chad's phone chad: *glances up from phone* schafer: and smashed it into tiny pieces so i could take ppick out the camera flash, that would be an example of a capacitator

#7151

33

Jan. 25, 2018, 9:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: The king was like, I give you land to make up for the bad things I did. Just let the monks go muhmuhmnnn for several centuries.

#7160

1515

Jan. 29, 2018, 11:11 a.m.

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//Achem, talking about why not to major in chemistry. Pham: I was alone in that room. Each person has a separate room to work in. I was so lonely, I buy guinea pigs, have them run in a wheel, and I talk to them!

#7170

33

Jan. 31, 2018, 5:31 p.m.

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//talking about inventor Street: ... and you want to turn all your flowers into dog faces... //random teacher enters Random teacher: Uh... okay, Mr. Dogface.

#7174

2727

Jan. 31, 2018, 5:55 p.m.

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Pham: When you in 11 or 12th grade, you ask girl for prom date. And she saying no. Student: Why?! Pham: How many girls there are in this class? Student: 7 Pham: How many students there are in this class? Student: 31

#7184

1313

Feb. 1, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Student 1: What did I miss in Pham? *class starts snickering* Student 2: (muttering) street food and vegetables

#7188

1212

Feb. 2, 2018, 1:15 p.m.

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//In Stat Shwetha: Hey, Mr. Schwartz, can you scroll down? Stein: Fact check, I'm not Mr. Schwartz Shwetha: Oh, sorry, I had Schwartz all of last semester Stein: Don't worry, it's not that bad. At least you didn't call me Mr. Pham

#7197

1313

Feb. 5, 2018, 1:21 p.m.

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// Talking about sig figs and arithmetic Pham: No!! You never truncate!! If you truncate you cut your head off!!

#7200

1515

Feb. 5, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

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//AI, Ms. Burton is subbing, Mr. Pham walks past the doorway, Alex notices him, discussion //Mr. Pham entereth with a pole Alex: Is that the pole with... Mr. Pham: Ya dis the atmosphere pole. //Alex gestures things and says things I don't remember Mr. Pham: What, you wan me to throw it at you? Ms. Burton: Well why not? Mr. Pham: I can't do that. //Ms. Burton walks over, lifts the pole Ms. Burton: You can't throw this?