#6574

1515

Sept. 11, 2017, 5:22 p.m.

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Talking about units Student: What do footpounds measure? Schafer: Stupidity.

#6576

33

Sept. 12, 2017, 6 p.m.

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*Talking about epsilon-delta proofs Rose: All epsilon, all Delta, ALL THE TIME.

#6577

1515

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

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Street: That could be a new thing. Looking as dumb as a magnet freshman. I like it.

#6581

33

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:50 p.m.

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Ms. Piper walks in while Mr. Street is teaching Piper: Where should I put these practice tests? (she printed them for us since she didn't have them in comp sci) Mr. Street: Oh, you know, just in the trash can over there. Student 1: You should put them on his chair, so it's his business. Student 2: Your grade is falling right now. Mr. Street: Or you could put them on the recycling bin, so when the unwanted papers are done, they can just kind of fall...(trails off) //laughter

#6588

1111

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:48 p.m.

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Looking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.

#6603

66

Sept. 14, 2017, 10:12 p.m.

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//Lunch before Stein, Carl is doing homework Patrick: Carl, Stein doesn't collect that homework. Carl: I don't care if he's collecting it, I want to understand it! //Carl begins to put incomplete homework away Carl: Wait, you said he isn't collecting it?

#6605

33

Sept. 15, 2017, 12:42 p.m.

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Carl: The police oppress people! Niles: Just your people.

#6608

1313

Sept. 15, 2017, 10:31 p.m.

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//Schafer explaining how he outran a student many years ago Schafer: This student of mine, many years ago, said that he was faster than me. I didn't want to make such a big deal out of it, so I said no you're not, but he demanded to race me, so we had a race, and I won. But then, he demanded to race again, so we did, and I won again. Right after the second race, he threw up, so I was like hey, are you ok? Student: I ran way too fast. Schafer: I had to call his parents and say: ya I made your son throw up in physics today by beating him in a race twice. That was an awkward conversation.

#6614

1212

Sept. 19, 2017, 4:36 p.m.

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Steven: The thing about a social life in the magnet is... //Takes off glasses Steven: It doesn't exist.

#6644

1111

Sept. 22, 2017, 10:19 p.m.

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//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.