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April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.

#6390

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April 22, 2017, 7:15 p.m.

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//Playing contact "What you do to your parents." "Contact! 3, 2, 1, DISAPPOINT!"

#6392

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April 24, 2017, 12:18 p.m.

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"I grow stronger from this negative energy" -Mr. Lodal

#6400

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April 26, 2017, 7:07 p.m.

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Rose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"

#6405

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May 1, 2017, 11 a.m.

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//people weren’t paying attention during presentations Cirincione: I understand you guys are going through puberty, but it is still weird to be looking at your crotch. Usually it’s because you are using your phone on your lap. Also, the light from the phone illuminates your face. So if you think you are being slick, you are not.

#6414

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May 8, 2017, 9:50 p.m.

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//Discussing prom plans, including transportation Emma: How expensive would it be to rent a lime-o? Anna: Huh? Emma: We could rent a lime-o, then we wouldn't need to split into different cars. //A brief confused silence David: Do you mean a limo? Emma: ...Is that how it's pronounced?

#6415

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May 8, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 Ostrander: The satellites pointing up are looking at aliens

#6423

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May 9, 2017, 9:02 a.m.

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Richard: Every two or three weeks I have this one day where I have a lot of things due, and I ask myself why I have so much work as a senior. But then I realize it's because I haven't done anything for two or three weeks.

#6433

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May 11, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//Talking about downloading a book for free, and the risk of downloading a virus Klein: That's why you do it on a school computer. Then it's Peter Hammond's problem. (pauses) Just kidding...its actually his sysops' problem.

#6434

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May 12, 2017, 11:16 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: This is a lousy job. The sun will rise tomorrow, the sun will go down tomorrow, that's what it says.