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June 18, 2016, 3:48 p.m.

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//Block D R&E Exam Period, minutes before the last bell of the year Street: Have a great summer everyone! I know I call all of you maggots, but I don't actually hate you. //Hesitates Street: Even Kevin. //Hesitates again Street: You too, Carl.

#5961

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June 29, 2016, 5:52 p.m.

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Steven: The thing I love about STEM is that everything is pretty objective. Favid: Except Pham.

#6013

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Aug. 31, 2016, 8:15 p.m.

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//Honors 12 English, Ms. Cullen is asking every student an arbitrary question to get to know them. Ms. Cullen: Thierry, what makes you angry? Thierry: Harambe's dead

#6014

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:28 p.m.

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//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D

#6015

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:41 p.m.

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//Klein talks to class before bell rings "Make sure you don't make anyone go into labor this weekend!" //Klein smirks "No, I meant don't get a job!"

#6018

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Sept. 7, 2016, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"

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Sept. 16, 2016, 9 a.m.

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//Period 1 ADSA //Connor is doing a quadratic formula and is trying to set up throwing an error Connor: Nick how did u set up your error? I copied it exactly from the specs but every time I do it it just gives me an error... Jerry scrolls up through his code, realizes it Jerry: Wait that's what it's supposed to do Eli bursts into laughter //While I was submitting this Paul caught me and made me change Nick to Jerry

#6035

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Sept. 21, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!

#6037

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Sept. 23, 2016, 9 a.m.

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Whitacre: "Who here has ever been lost?" *People raise hands* Whitacre: "Did anyone not make it back?" *Eric Shen slowly raises his hand* Eric: "I think I got lost at Costco"

#6043

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Sept. 30, 2016, 12:49 a.m.

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// People are sarcastically making broad existential statements before class Ryan: What is the meaning of life? Stav: TO KICK ASS!!! Ryan: Exactly! Finally, there's someone else who shares my positive outlook on life! Stav: You know, I was quoting you there. Ryan: Oohh. Stav: From like, this morning. Ryan: Sounded familiar.