#5465

1212

April 21, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Quantum is taking a test //Someone's Siri goes off Schafer: She ain't gonna help you Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that. Schafer: See?

#5474

1212

April 29, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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Teddy: If you can't breathe you can't fail me!

#5475

2222

April 29, 2015, 9:26 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, discussing the tissue paper hot air balloon lab. Elliot: Wait, isn't tissue paper flammable? Pham: *smiling* Of course! You light, it burn all up! Elliot: So why would we use flames to...? Pham: Cause it fun to watch when you fail! Guy, you don't know me well yet.

#5481

1212

May 7, 2015, 3:30 p.m.

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//Talking about using Laplace vs. Eigen for solving systems of differential equations Schwartz: If you're not busy 6th, 8th or 9th, you can stop by to learn [Eigen methods for systems of diffeqs]. Mike: If you're not busy 6th, 8th, AND 9th, you can do it with Laplace.

#5482

1515

May 9, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Freshman Chem. A random conversation starts. Someone brings up vegetarianism. //Pham gets excited at another prospect of a vegetarian joke. Pham, excitedly: Who here vegetarian? //No one raises their hands. //Pham, pausing uncertainly: Uh--well--you know, guy--nevermind.

#5498

1212

May 27, 2015, 1:19 p.m.

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(Mr Stein is turning on the Promethean Board) Stein: "Ethan Lott, will you turn off the refrigerator?" ... ... ... "Um, the, the, the lightswitch?"

#5500

33

May 27, 2015, 9 p.m.

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//Pd, 9 Analysis 1A, trying to describe a certain solid of revolution Student: It looks like one of those dog cones. Rose: You're right. By the way, my parent's dog is wearing one of those. It just got dog surgery--which is, like, really expensive. I would have just moved on and gotten another dog. Class: What!? Rose: Seriously...it's like 10,000 dollars!

#5501

1212

May 27, 2015, 9:32 p.m.

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//Senora Cuadrado angrily holds out a paper for Sam to get Cuadrado: Here is the paper you left behind last class, because you leave behind everything! //pause Cuadrado: That is... how you say? FRYYYY!

#5512

33

June 8, 2015, 7:55 a.m.

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//Giles Pd 1 //Giles is passing out a review packet for an optional 3d vector test Perry: Hey Mr Giles, I have an 85, should I take the test? Giles: No. Mainly because it wouldn't help your grade, but also because I can't stand the thought of seeing you on an extra day.

#5525

66

Sept. 3, 2015, 7:13 p.m.

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//Pham picks up headphones Pham: These some big headphones. Why you have them? Only Mr. Schafer qualified to use these.