#5251

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Nov. 11, 2014, 11:12 p.m.

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//Norton on hipsters Norton: You guys are young, and you're still free to make your own choices. So I'm asking you one thing. Please don't be a hipster.

#5254

33

Nov. 11, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

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//Norton is a long-term substitute for Ms. Duval, who normally teaches Magnet 10th-grade Biology. He said this his second-to-last day teaching the class: Norton: I haven't communicated with Ms. Duval in over a month. She probably thinks we're still doing the origin of life.

#5262

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Nov. 13, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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//learning about series in precalc c Rose: Okay guys it's time to put on your careful glasses //class just stares Rose: Okay fine. Careful hat? Careful tie? How about careful socks?

#5268

66

Nov. 18, 2014, 11:23 p.m.

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//Symphonic band is practicing Havendance Mr. Oldham: "In the section starting at measure 23, I hear no dynamic contrast. It's just duh duh duh duh-duh. It's like I want to play Call of Duty and you guys want to play Pac-man."

#5277

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Nov. 23, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!

#5282

1111

Nov. 25, 2014, 9:46 p.m.

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//In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Mr. Pham had his thermo class cook a whole turkey. Pham: If we cook a turkey just for eating for Thanksgiving, we not allowed. But it a lab. //Later Pham: But there's one good thing about it. Duval: It was delicious? Pham: No.

#5284

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Nov. 29, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.

#5288

66

Dec. 3, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

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//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."

#5299

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Dec. 9, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

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//Discussing cartoons in Comp Religion Whitacre: If you think hard enough using you slightly older brains, you will see that most cartoons contain blatant drug references. Take Scooby-Doo for example: Scooby will do ANYTHING for Scooby-Snacks. You know what we call that now days? A drug addict. And come on, Shaggy just sounds like a pothead name. The van doesn't help either...

#5301

66

Dec. 9, 2014, 6:19 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Later McMurphy discusses how he loses his virginity. We haven't gotten to that part yet. When we do, we're going to discuss and analyze it in detail." //Class snickers Mr. Klein: "Wait no, not that kind of detail!"