#4755

33

Feb. 14, 2014, 12:30 a.m.

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//Street R&E taking attendance Street: Daniel Chen. Daniel: Here! Street: Jennifer Chen. Jennifer: Here! Street: Michael Chen. Michael: Here. Street: Look, we got the whole Chen clan.

#4784

2424

Feb. 24, 2014, 6:12 p.m.

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//Block B Chem, Avikar and Hannah (seniors) sitting in the back Pham: The senior, they have to do poster and presentation. You do poster already, right guy? Hannah: Yup. Avikar: well, not yet. Pham: You such a bum! I know him, he going to do it Tuesday night. Avikar: Why would I do it Tuesday night if it's due Thursday?

#4796

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March 14, 2014, 5:10 a.m.

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//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.

#4811

1212

March 25, 2014, 9:48 p.m.

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Rose's GChat status: current grades in Discrete are hilarious (and hilariously bad) // shockingly high percentage of my Functions class gonna get an A this quarter... // bag of papers to grade is gloriously empty for one brief afternoon // ah, screw it, will write the Discrete test in the morning...

#4887

2525

April 24, 2014, 11:30 a.m.

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Pham: you being shellfish. M-E: do you mean selfish? Pham: noooo she a shrimp and she keep all the money inside her shell

#4889

1515

April 25, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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Student: Can you upload all the presentations from all your classes to Edline? Ravilious: Well, I don't want Edline to explode.

#5002

1515

June 3, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

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Rose: Great, penis graph. Finally my career is complete.

#5004

66

June 5, 2014, 9:57 p.m.

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//After Peter said he's ready for anal Rose: It's kind of disturbing there are several magnet classes that are shortened to anal. Peter: Like Analysis of Algorithms? Rose: Is that the one that literally says "ANAL" on your transcript?

#5165

1111

Sept. 6, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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//Stein is showing his class a powerpoint he prepared in case he had a substitute //He finds a sound button on one of the slides Stein: Ooh! What's this? *clicks* Voice: Follow? Class: Follow.

#5185

66

Sept. 16, 2014, 7:37 p.m.

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Whitacre: When dogs lick you, they really want the Whopper you ate three hours ago. Don't disappoint them.