#4364

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Dec. 19, 2012, 1:36 p.m.

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// Billy Leete, in PoE 8th period, was discussing cars Billy: Cars are safe! They are like giant elephant, rhinoceros, things made of metal and airbags. And they are like buffalo, because they travel in herds!

#4373

33

Jan. 3, 2013, 9:43 a.m.

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//George is playing a word game //The clue says: "Not too deep" Patrick Shan: Asian! George Wu: Don't be a dick!

#4376

1111

Jan. 5, 2013, 2:14 p.m.

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//Early in the morning, outside of POE Kirkendall: So, you know how annoying the horny couples who make out in the hallways are? Well, this morning, I discovered something even more annoying: husky horny couples who make out in the hall! It's just as obnoxious, but with twice the surface area for blocking the hall! Evan: That's actually hilarious. Kirkendall: No, it's awful.

#4384

66

Jan. 9, 2013, 7:48 p.m.

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//Michael had written on the board "'The curtains are blue.' What your teacher thinks: 'The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.' What the author meant: 'The curtains were BLUE!!!!'" Gibboney: Moving on...what's the theme of Catcher in the Rye? Kjell: The curtains were blue.

#4394

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Jan. 18, 2013, 11:38 a.m.

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//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.

#4405

2727

Jan. 26, 2013, 2:52 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry Pham: Alexander? Alex N.: I prefer to be called Alex. //Later Pham: Alexander? Alex M: I also prefer to be called Alex. Pham: No! You Alexander, he Alex.

#4411

1111

Jan. 30, 2013, 1:11 a.m.

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Klein: So this guy was obviously pretty smart. He knew to hide money in his butt so he could bribe people. Although I'm not sure I would want to be bribed with butt money...

#4420

66

Feb. 6, 2013, 4:40 p.m.

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//One group is explaining why a character should not get his bride price back after he beat his wife (in Things Fall Apart); they are using an example about returning stuff to a store Student: Just return one that you had before, not the broken one! Dennis: So he has a spare wife to return?

#4449

1111

Feb. 20, 2013, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Before 9-11, you would arrive to the airport 10 minutes before your flight and go through security with your concealed weapon.

#4457

1212

Feb. 26, 2013, 8:18 p.m.

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Horne: You know how the guy from Family Circus covers his eyes and then pretends that everyone goes away? //Horne covers his eyes, nothing happens Horne: Sh*t.