#4190

1313

Sept. 10, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

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//In Statistics Stein: You know, I used to have an iguana. //Looks at Michael Stein: But then HE killed it. //Michael nods

#4194

2424

Sept. 11, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

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//At marching band practice Freshman: Can we have a water break? Adam (senior drum major): Water? //Freshman nods Adam: WATER? Freshman: Yeah-- Adam: YOU HAD WATER YESTERDAY!

#4206

1313

Sept. 20, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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//Talking in Math Phys Student: Wait, you don't watch Mythbusters? Schafer: Nah, I don't watch *any* TV except sports. Student: What about your son? Schafer: No, definitely no TV for him. He won't be a child of the Internet either. He'll be a kid of nature and Legos and figuring out stuff. *pause* But wait, no, for educational shows and things, I have a plan. If he watches TV...I'll make sure everything will only be in Spanish. He'll get English from me and my wife, but the TV-- solamente en Español. Then I'm hoping that through natural language diffusion and whatnot... Student: He's going to have some interesting stories once he's a teenager... Schafer: Oh definitely. Friends will be like, "Why are you so *weird*?" and he'll just say, "Well...you see, when I was a kid..."

#4209

66

Sept. 20, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

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Jinhie: Wait, but don't you have to be dead to write a memoir?

#4223

2525

Oct. 1, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//During AP NSL Freeman: The Libertarians are the people you want to party with. If it burns, they'll smoke it.

#4276

1212

Oct. 25, 2012, 12:19 p.m.

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Klein: So what do you think caused the banging? //Class remains silent Klein: Wow, that sounded awkward.

#4281

1313

Oct. 26, 2012, 6:14 p.m.

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//Students are programming on their calculators while Clay is explaining the essay assignment Clay: And then you will calculate the conclusion on your calculator, and it will be super helpful.

#4286

66

Nov. 1, 2012, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: What can you use instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth? Avikar: Actually, I use shampoo. Saurav: Is that all you use shampoo for?

#4292

1515

Nov. 8, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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Student (to Whitacre): Good morning. Whitacre: That's what you think.

#4296

1515

Nov. 12, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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Pham: I get fish this weekend. I put it in a cup of water. You know what happen? It die!